英语幽默小故事50字左右
为什么大象不玩2113电脑？
A: He’s afraid of the mouse!
他害怕老鼠！
鼠标5261和老鼠的英文皆4102为mouse。
mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞1653怯的人
2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's office and asked for help。
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday."
"Oh, don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days." The doctor said.
一位很焦急的病人走到医生办公室寻求帮助。
“医生，我不知道该怎么办。昨天我不小心喝下了一瓶汽油。”
“哦，不用担心。你一定要牢记未来几天不要吸烟就行了。”医生说。
3.A man was hit by a cab in the street.
He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."
医生说:"我怕他已经*."
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."
妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
4.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
And God says: "A penny".
Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"
And God says: "a second",
Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"
And God says "In a second".
一男子进入教堂和*对话.
他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
*回答:"一便士."
男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"
*说:"一秒钟."
最后男子请求道:"*,我能得到一便士吗?"
*回答:"过一秒钟."
5.Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
汤姆：约翰尼，你*好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
6.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
拓展阅读
1、一次英语讲故事比赛小学写事作文450字
这学期，我和班里的两个同学一起去报告厅参加学校的英语节活动。用英语讲故事，可是我人生中的第一次。一路上，我既兴奋又紧张。
我们进了报告厅，找了个位置坐下后，比赛就开始了。第一个，第二个……我的心终于慢慢地平静了下来。
过了半小时左右，“NO。10，LiJingyi”主持人响亮的声音响了起来。我大步流星地走上了舞台，十分自信地讲了起来。“TheFoxandTheCrow……”我的声音在好听的音乐下缓缓地流淌出来，我越讲越顺，越讲越有激情，最后连自己也融入了故事里……
三分多钟后，我的故事讲完了，我向台下鞠了一个躬，便在掌声中从容不迫地走下了舞台，继续听着其他同学的故事。
又过了半个小时左右，比赛差不多结束了，接下来，便是期待着最后的结果了。在成绩出来前的这几天，我几乎每天都在想着英语讲故事比赛的结果。唉，我到底是一等奖，还是二等奖，还是三等奖，还是没有奖啊？
成绩终于出来了，我得了一等奖。这可真是意想不到的收获啊！可是，当我得知我是一等奖的第二名时，我又有点失望了，要知道我可是不到黄河不死心的人，没得第一名，我真的不甘心啊！下次，如果有机会，我一定要继续参加英语节的各项比赛，去争夺第一名！为班级为自己争光！
这可真是最难忘的一次比赛啊！感谢这样的比赛，让我提高了胆量，培养了对英语口语的兴趣。在任何时刻，我都不会忘记它！
2、有趣故事100字左右
鲁迅
在厦门大学教书时,鲁迅先生曾到一家理发店理发.理发师不认识鲁迅,见他衣着简朴,心想他肯定没几个钱,理发时就一点也不认真.对此,鲁迅先生不仅不生气,反而在理发后极随意地掏出一大把钱给理发师——远远超出了应付的钱.理发师大喜,脸上立刻堆满了笑.
过了一段日子,鲁迅又去理发,理发师见状大喜,立即拿出全部看家本领,满脸写着谦恭,“慢工出细活”地理发.不料理毕,鲁迅并没有再显豪爽,而是掏出钱来一个一个地数给理发师,一个子儿也没多给.理发师大惑：“先生,您上回那样给,今天怎么这样给?”鲁迅笑笑：“您上回马马虎虎地理,我就马马虎虎地给;这回您认认真真地理,我就认认真真地给.”理发师听了大窘.
2.演讲轶事
名流免不了常被邀请作演讲,鲁迅也不例外.他演讲时旁征博引,妙趣横生,常常被掌声和笑声包围.有一次他从上海回到北平,北师大请他去讲演,题目是《文学与武力》.有的同学已在报上看到不少攻击他的文章,很为他不平.他在讲演中说：“有人说我这次到北平,是来抢饭碗的,是‘卷土重来’;但是请放心,我马上要‘卷土重去’了.”一席话顿时引得会场上充满了笑声.
3.爱书情结
鲁迅先生从少年时代起,就和书结下了不解之缘,他一生节衣缩食,购置了多册书本.他平时很爱护图书,看书前总是先洗手,书脏了就小心翼翼地弄干净.他自己还准备了一套工具,订书、补书样样都会.一本破旧的书,经他整理后,往往面目一新.他平时不轻易把自己用过的书借给人,若有别人借书,他宁可另买一本新书借给人家.
3、初中英语小故事及翻译
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
有个人走进一家宠物店，跟老板说要买一只万能宠物。店老板建议他买只忠心的狗。
The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"
那个人回答：“得了吧，狗行吗？”
The owner says, "How about a cat?"
老板说：“那猫怎么样？”
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"
那个人回答：“不行啦！猫当然不会是万能的'。我要的是万能宠物！”
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! a centipede!"
店老板想了一会儿说道：“有了！就是蜈蚣！”
The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay.。. I'll try a centipede."
那个人说：“蜈蚣？真难想象蜈蚣会是万能的，不过也好。.。我就买一条蜈蚣试试看。”
He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."
他把蜈蚣带回家后跟蜈蚣说：“去打扫厨房。”
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and.。. It's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away; the counter-tops cleaned; the appliances sparkling; the floor waxed.
过了三十分钟，他走进厨房一看。.。居然全部都干干净净的！所有的盘子和银制餐具都洗好、烘干、各归各位；厨具台面也清洁溜溜；每种用具都闪闪发亮；连地板都打了蜡。
He is absolutely amazed.
他看得目瞪口呆、惊愕连连。
He says to the centipede, "go clean the living room."
他跟蜈蚣说：“去打扫客厅。”
Twenty minutes later, he walks into the living room. The carpet has been vacuumed; the furniture cleaned and dusted; the pillows on the sofa plumped; Plants watered. The man thinks to himself, "This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. This really is a pet that can do everything!"
过了二十分钟，他走进客厅一看，地毯已用吸尘器吸过；加剧也擦得一尘不染；沙发上的枕头也已拍松；植物也浇了水。那个人心想：“我从来没看过这么神奇的事，这真的是一只万能宠物！”
Next he says to the centipede, "Run down to the corner and get me a newspaper."
接着他跟蜈蚣说：“去街角帮我买份报纸。”
The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later.。. no centipede. 20 minutes later.。. no centipede. 30 minutes later.。. no centipede.
蜈蚣于是走出大门。10分钟过去了。.。蜈蚣还没回来；20分钟过去了。.。蜈蚣还没回来；30分钟过去了。.。蜈蚣还是没有回来。
By this point the man is wondering what's going on. So he goes to the front door, opens it.。. and there's the centipede sitting right outside.
那个人开始纳闷到底发生了什么事，于是走到大门打开一看。.。蜈蚣居然就坐在外面。
The man says, "hey!！ I sent you down to the corner store 45 minutes ago to get me a newspaper. What's the matter?！"
那个人说：“我不是45分钟前就叫你去街角的商店帮我买份报纸吗？到底是怎么回事？”
The centipede says, "I'm goin'！ I'm goin'！ I'm just putting on my shoes!"
蜈蚣说：“这就去！这就去！我的鞋子快穿好了！”
4、初中英语小故事及翻译
Good morning, my dear teachers and friends!
As the saying goes: one minute on the stage takes ten years. If a person is very successful, not someone to give, not to fall from the sky. Is to rely on their own efforts, hard work. Can be mainly from the hard work of learning is not to doubt.
Each person#39;s ability is not born, but by their own hard work and come. For example, German mathematician, physicist and astronomer Gauss. He was very fond of learning from childhood, his life has made great contributions to science, but if he did not work hard to learn from his early age, he can not become a famous scientific giant. There is no achievement without hard work. There are a lot of examples of such examples, it can be said that every successful people have worked hard to learn, and strive to explore.
The key to learning is to learn and to dare to learn. If your desire is to be a person of honor and respect, but you are not willing to, or dare not to learn will ultimately be nothing. Madame Curie and her husband to radium to prove the existence of hardships, braving the danger may lose their lives, through their diligence and effort eventually extracted one tenth of a gram of pure radium chloride and accurately determined the atomic weight, confirmed the existence of radium. This is a very amazing fact. It was Mrs. Curie#39;s willing to do, do it confirmed the existence of radium. Therefore, in order to become a talented person, we must be willing to learn, dare to learn.
Some people say that those with the talent and achievement grew up as a child prodigy like us to have what Egypt the idea is wrong, they are genius, prodigy, not born, but from diligent study. Study hard is a genius, a prerequisite for child prodigy. By scientists, people are different in intelligence, but only a little difference. So, genius, prodigy is relying on people to learn and become the diligent.
Can come from diligent study, Newton, Einstein, Edison, Zheng Banqiao, Bai Juyi#39;s example can prove this point. There are many great men for the benefit of mankind, also made a great contribution. Such as the works of Li#39;s "compendium of Materia Medica"， he visited many places, through arduous efforts of 27 and wrote this masterpiece.
Dickens said that I have harvested, is my kind of under. Everyone has a chance to become a talented person, it is to see you go not to fight for this opportunity. Can come from diligence. We must work hard to learn.So as a middle school students, we should be more efforts.
Thank you!
5、初中英语小故事及翻译
Balzac once said artistic creation was "an exhausting struggle"。 He believed that only by tenacious work and fearing not afraid of difficulties could you show your talent. It was just like the soldiers the fortress, not relaxing your effort for even a moment.
巴尔扎克说过，艺术创造是“一场累人的*”。他认为，只有顽强地工作，不怕困难，才能把自己的才华表现出来。这就好像向堡垒冲击的战士，一刻也不能松劲。
Once Balzac wrote for hours on end, he was so tired that he could not hold out any longer. He ran to a friend's home and headlong on the sofa. He wanted to sleep, but he told his friend he must be woken up within an hour. His friend, seeing him so tired, did not wake him up on time. After he woke up, Balzac got very angry at his friend. his friend had an understanding of him and did not quarrel with him.
有一次，巴尔扎克一连写了好几个小时，累得实在支持不住了，跑到一个朋友家里，一头倒在沙发上。他想睡一觉，但他告诉朋友，一定要在一小时之内叫醒他。他的朋友见他非常疲惫，就没有按时叫醒他。他醒来后，对朋友大发脾气。幸好他的朋友很了解他，没有和他争吵。
Balzac did not smoke cigarettes, nor did he drink any alcohol. But he got one habit: while he was writing，he always drank very strong coffee that could almost his stomach. He didn't add milk, nor did he add sugar in his coffee. It would not satisfy him until it was made bitter. People generally did not like to drink such bitler coffee. That had strange effect to him, and could help him drive the sleepiness away, according to himself.
巴尔扎克既不抽烟，也不喝酒。但他有个习惯：当他写作的时候，总是呷着几乎可以使胃**的浓咖啡。他的咖啡里既不如牛奶，也不加糖，要熬得发苦才满意。像这样苦的咖啡，一般人都不愿意喝。据他自己说，这样对他有奇异的剌激作用，可以驱走睡魔。
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